Want me to write something for you?
I’m putting this here in the event someone stumbles across what I’m rambling about here and thinks “Good heavens Jeremy! Why I simply must have use of this fine gentleman’s word-making skills, post haste! Send forth the pigeons!”
Please, do not send carrier pigeons. The cat is already overweight and being put on a strict diet of nothing larger than a finch. Also, I don’t own a cat, so if anyone knows where this cat came from please let me know.
Fill in the bits and bobs to the right to say hi.